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The game had no skill involved in it really. But hey its hard to make RTS games like that. The music went well with the game.
I didnt like the fact that there was a constant backround. Also when on the upgrade screen if you click the ? in the top right corner and advance to the next page it gives wrong names for the stats.
I would have liked to see the Player given that orb power, that would have been cool.
The dodge power was somewhat useless, seeing as how you could interrupt orbs with your attack theres no need to dodge them. And if you Button Mash you dont even need to use it.
5/10
2/5
~LobsterSauce
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Well I guess its funny. But by the time I realized what even happened at the ending the flash was over. It was to short but I guess it worked. Cool art.
3/10
2/5
~LobsterSauce
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It took me a couple seconds to figure out the ending but it was good at the end. I liked the Sound effects for Magikarp. I was actually talking to someone about how lame it would be in a Metapod vs. Metapod battle a while ago. So it was funny to see this, it made me smile ;).
7/10
4/5
~LobsterSauce
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The ending actually was longer, but the extended ending started to weaken the punchline so I just decided to cut it. Glad you enjoyed it! :D
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Your Cyanide and Happiness shorts are great. And they follow the Web Comic's nature as well. Which is a good thing and also a bad. Cyanide and Happiness made its career following these plots, and some of them are just funnier when they are read and not animated. In my opinion anyways. I mean sure, I guess its funny but its one joke and although the flash is very good I think it would be better as a webcomic. But keep it up guys I enjoy viewing them and I'll look at each one you guys make. ;3.
7/10
4/5
~LobsterSauce
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Its not a good game at all. There is way to many bugs, glitches and other things that makes this game as crappy as it is. I thought the stamper animation was nice. The game was unprofessional and I really just dont see how anyone could have fun playing this. I did enjoy the hidden level though, which in my opinion should have had a medal. Health Packs spawn in the ground, spawn on enemies makes them unreachable. Half the time they dont even give you any health and if your lucky they give you a tiny little bit. The health packs take away your health also. The one thing that did lighten up my spirits was when the health pack did a full refill of the health bar, other then that they are just garbage 70% of the time. The cigarette packs appear underground and are unreachable also. And the enemies are sometimes undodgeable from their positions.
I wouldnt have minded seeing that the up key is jump also, that first cactus on nightmare hits me every time Im not prepared making me have to start over.
5/10
2/5
~LobsterSauce
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I will vote 5 on this every day untill it gets front page.
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A great card game, based of F1. Any F1/Card Fan (might be hard to find those people) should definetly play and enjoy this. I know nothing about racing and I enjoyed it myself. (I would like to see more music)
8/10
4/5
~LobsterSauce
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This flash was great, It made me laugh and it was very funny. I enjoyed this flash immensely good job guys.
9/10
5/5
~LobsterSauce
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The graphics were very nice, same with the hats. It was hard... but not to hard, I almost gave up in the mine. The ending I didnt like, I also didnt enjoy all the text you had to go through though some of it was mandatory. It was somewhat boring but it was well put together.
8/10
4/5
~LobsterSauce
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Great job, I wouldve liked to see it a bit longer. I will vote for this on Youtube for you.
8/10
5/5
~LobsterSauce
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